IF GOD ISN'T REAL, OR, THE PERFECT ANALOGY

 
One thing that constantly irks me is when ignorant(or dishonest) Christians either ask or say, "If God isn't real, how can we know right from wrong?" Or conversely, if God isn't real, then we can do whatever we want. My response to this is the perfect analogy that hit me yesterday. If a magical unicorn doesn't live in your toilet, why don't you shit in your bed? After all, if the unicorn(or more properly, Unicorn) won't punish you for crapping anywhere besides a toilet, then you have no objective reason not to make your own toilet anywhere you please. In the bed, on the couch, in the post office lobby, anywhere you please.

Now tell me, Christians; what could possibly compel you to continue shitting in a toilet, despite realizing that the Unicorn doesn't exist and will not punish you? Eh? Now apply that to your ethics and morals.

There ya go. That wasn't so hard, was it?

THE ETHICAL AND AESTHETIC FAILURE OF CHRISTIANITY

John Loftus recently linked to this blog on his own site, Debunking Christianity. On it it I found one of the best rebuttals to the Christian Zombie Cult that I've seen in a long time. It points out the overwhelming hypocrisy of Christianity, spanning nearly two thousand years and countless believers. The universal failure of Christians to obey the commands of their god and live up to his standards proves that the "Holy Spirit" does not exist, and that there is nothing separating it from other religions, save the unusually moronic nature of it's tenets and it's oozing double standards. Link