Happy 4th of July!

Don't set yourselves on fire this year. ;)

WESTBORO BAPTIST BLOWHARDS GET OWNED

Greetings, true believers. Jesus is still dead, but he temporarily reanimated to side with the nerds at Comic Con. Remember, you saw it here first--unless you're a comic book nerd who saw it on YouTube, in which case I shall now have to destroy you...

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50 INTERNET MEMES

If you're an Internet user, check this out; you've probably seen at least some of this before, on forums and blogs. It's insane, funny, weird, and informing all at the same time. What is your favorite Internet meme(I.M.)? Does it appear on this video? And what memes drive you nuts? Please comment below.

TROOPS

That's right, I am a massive True Fan, and if you don't like Star Wars, you're a bitch(just kidding). Ever wonder how Luke's aunt and uncle really died? And what about those annoying Jawas that Luke and Co. discovered? Well, look no further. And by the way, am I the only one who thinks that Jawas(who steal people's droids and speeders, take them to chop-shops and sell them back to them, only speak English when it's convenient, smell bad, come from the desert, breed prodigiously, and don't know how to drive) are the wet-backs of the Star Wars Universe/Galaxy?

And no, I am not a racist conservative(most of my friends are Mexicans), I'm just curious about the parallels here. Also, notice how Stormtrooper Captain Bach sounds a little like Elwood from the Blues Brothers.
"I'll take some toasted white bread."
Anyway, please comment on this video, or on illegal immigration, or stupid drivers or anything else that takes your fancy.