Welcome to my blog, the purpose of which is to talk... about--stuff. And... yeah. Skeptics and freethinkers welcome. And Lovecraft fans. And Star Wars fans. And Bruce Lee fans. And martial artists. And any one who prays to the Old Ones.
That's right! Our Great and Mighty Lord Cthulhu has killed the scourge of the music industry, Justin Bieber! Our God has now stepped out of the heavens and saved the human race--you can actually see it! What do you have to say to that, atheists and everyone else who doesn't worship Cthulhu?! EH??
SOULS FOR CTHULHU! BLOOD FOR THE OLD ONES! DEATH TO THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!
CTHULHU FHTAGN - G'THUGHA W'GAH!
NG'GOKA Y'GOTHA OOBOSHU R'YLEH!
CTHULHU FHTAGN! FHTAGN! AMANTOS! KANDA!
FHTAGN!
FHTAGN!
EDIT at 10;59 A.M.; Viacom International, a conglomerate of over-paid crack-whores, removed the original version I posted because of a "copy-rights infringement".
Whores.
So now I'm posting another version in order to stick it to da Man, and let all evil Bureaucrats who censor YouTube know; we will not stop. We will steal your videos until you feel like you've been raped by a freight train. "YouTube" means that we can post the videos that we want to, and if you don't like it, go shove a No. #2 Pencil up your posterior region. Who cares, in the long, run, if some anonymous person is posting videos or songs that are copy-righted? Nobody is claiming to own this work, and it's not like piracy or anything else harmful to artists and illegal. Stop removing songs and videos for some meaningless legalese B.S.
WARNING; DO NOT WATCH FOR MORE THAN THIRTY SECONDS IF YOU VALUE YOUR SANITY.
Why did I post this? Because our great Lord Cthulhu commanded it. Watching this video will drive you insane and turn you into a mindless slave of our god(not all that different from Sunday School, when you think about it).
SERVANTS OF CTHULHU! OUR TIME IS NOW! SPREAD THIS ACCURSED VIDEO THROUGHOUT CYBERSPACE! DEATH TO SANITY!
Recently, I've been debating Christians on D.C., and ghosting Free Conservatives, and I am fucking pissed off.
Christians have the most deceitful, dishonorable, and disgusting proselytizing tactics I've ever witnessed.
It's clear by this point that evangelicals have no concept of ethics or honor whatsoever.
This man... if you can call him one... is a sick fuck who feeds on the deaths of others to back up his own fanatical concept of eternal hell.
" After they're sedated, you can always tell where they're going."
No, you can't. That's bullshit and a lie. Different people experience death in different ways. The look on their face has nothing to do with an "afterlife"; it's just unique individual experiences of death. Not that you'd be able to understand that, of course.
"And his pupils dilated, and a look of horror came into his eyes, and he shook, and the whole bed shook, and you could tell that he was being dragged into Hell."
It was the synapses firing in his brain, fuckwit. You're supposed to be a doctor, for crying out loud. You see? All ethical and moral issues aside, this is the typical type of mindless, superstitious drivel that zealous Christians count as "evidence" for their beliefs. It's a well-known fact amongst skeptics that Christianity has no evidence supporting it whatsoever. The gospels are fictional Second Century frauds written by anonymous authors, the Old Testament is a heavily edited version of the Torah that has been altered so much that it bears no similarity to it's Judaic roots, and prayer has been proven worthless time and time again.
"And I've known people who had Jesus who died, and they died with peace, and they had a smile on their lips..."
Feelings and groundless assumptions are not evidence, doc; learn how to think for yourself.
"And he(a pastor) talked about how hot hell was, and hot bad hell was, and I did;t want to go to hell, so I received Jesus into my heart."
It didn't take evidence to convert this man; it didn't reasoning, or proof; just rhetoric and magical threats of going to hell. Why? Because he was a child at the time. They got to him while he was young, because when you get to them young, their minds are rubber that you can twist and pull into any shape you want; I can still remember my own Sunday School days. that's the horror of Christianity; it relies on brainwashing to propagate itself.
But see, this man claims to be a retired throat surgeon; he's not a neurologist, so even if heaven and hell were real(and they're not, they've been debunked), how the hell does he know what he's talking about? He has no credentials. And the best part? He believes that "23 Minutes In Hell" is true. He's a credulous fool. How gullible can you get? Evangelicals and Fundamentalists; we keep 'em around because they give us an ego boost every time they speak or try to think.
And then this guy starts telling you how demons will tear you into pieces in hell forever and ever and ever, and you'll never escape(notice how hell inevitably sounds like a mentally disturbed jerk-off fantasy for psychopathic sadists?), right before he describes heaven, which inevitably sounds like an eternal orgasm.
"There is really no choice between these two, everyone is born into sin, etc., etc."
You are beyond retarded. sir. You are a disgrace to the human race. Your putrid mind-fuck cult has lobotomized you more effectively than a scalpel ever could.
Sorry if my tone offends anyone, but this kind of shit never fails to make me angry. That people can and do frequently dumb themselves down to make their mindless dogmas more palatable is sickening. And here is one thought I'd like to leave you with; Christianity is the most selfish cult in the world. Why? Simple. Most Christians cling to the unbiblical belief that all unbelievers will go to hell for all eternity(despite the fact that a loving god would not create people just so he could damn them; so much for grade-school level logic), and that in heaven they will get to look down upon the damned for eternity. Very loving, eh? Funny how heaven just sounds more and more like a jerk-off fantasy for sadists. But, I digress. The fact that Christians are willing to see friends and family burn in unimaginable anguish for all time just so they can guzzle wine and join the Cosmic Jewish Sky Zombie's mindless horde of sycophants shows them to be a bunch of tremendously selfish asswipes.
One thing that all of us, Buddhists or otherwise, tend to forget is mindfulness(yeah, that part of Zen that posers don't like to talk about). In Zazen(or meditation for non-Zenbies), the goal is to clear your mind; empty it of all thought and distraction so that you can enhance your own focus. And once you've been doing this long enough, mindfulness does merely manifest itself in Zazen(technically, I'm not a Zen Buddhist, but "zazen' is quicker to type than "meditation"); it come forth in everyday events too. It makes one more alert without trying to be alert, more aware of their surroundings without trying to be so, and increases your concentration and attention span over time. But more importantly.... in helping us to be more aware of our surroundings, it also helps avoid what happens to one William Murderface.
That's right, I am a massive True Fan, and if you don't like Star Wars, you're a bitch(just kidding). Ever wonder how Luke's aunt and uncle really died? And what about those annoying Jawas that Luke and Co. discovered? Well, look no further. And by the way, am I the only one who thinks that Jawas(who steal people's droids and speeders, take them to chop-shops and sell them back to them, only speak English when it's convenient, smell bad, come from the desert, breed prodigiously, and don't know how to drive) are the wet-backs of the Star Wars Universe/Galaxy?
And no, I am not a racist conservative(most of my friends are Mexicans), I'm just curious about the parallels here. Also, notice how Stormtrooper Captain Bach sounds a little like Elwood from the Blues Brothers.
"I'll take some toasted white bread."
Anyway, please comment on this video, or on illegal immigration, or stupid drivers or anything else that takes your fancy.
Greetings, suckers! As you probably know, it's been three weeks since I regaled you with my last post about MediEvil. So, without further adieu, let's get started on my new post. Not much is new, except that I've joined an awesome text-based game called "Cthulhumud", a Lovecraft-themed R.P.G. that you play for free. Features over 8,000 rooms and a "chat" option that allows you to ask for help at any time and almost instantly get advice from other players and/or the moderators of the game, referred to as the "Immortals".
And because it's text-based, you actually have to use your imagination throughout the entire game. Also, to all my fellow Lovecraft fanatics out there, do you ever feel bored and listless at work? Ever wanted to step into the shoes of Herbert West, re-animator? Then look no further than "Deanimator", an awesome flash game designed by one Bum Lee(yes, that really is his name). I would tell you about the features, but I think it would be best if you found out for yourself at http://www.de-animator.com/
By the way, my highest score(so far) is 95. Beat that, losers!!
FLAWLESS VICTORY, MEAT-SACKS.
In other news, the latest Mortal Kombat game is coming out in a few months and promises to be a return to the franchises' bloody roots.
Well, one can only hope. To see videos and hear the latest news, just head on over to www.trmk.com, ASAP. Also, I plan to give you all some early Christmas presents this year. An ignorant and mentally retarded evangelical propaganda website called Contender Ministries has a slanderous article that attempts to paint Buddhism as misogynist and Satanic. Hopefully, I'll be posting a full analysis and refutation of their puerile, self-serving bullshit within the next month; but I'm testing for my Blue Belt in Tae Kwon Do this coming Monday, so you'll have to wait for a bit.
And just as icing on the cake, I'll also be refuting two pedantic, childish articles written by two arrogant, ignorant atheists who felt like ranting over Buddhism for some strange reason that we'll probably never understand.
Also, if you feel like risking your sanity, slide on over to Cthulhumud.com and begin your journey into bleary-eyed typing right now. Peace Out.
MediEvil is a 3D action/adventure hack 'n slash fantasy game released by Sony fpr the Playstation in October 1998 for Europe and North America, and June 1998 for Japan. The premise is simple; you take on the guise of Sir Daniel Fortesque(pictured above), a failed hero who died over a hundred years ago in the great Battle of Gallowmere. The evil wizard, Zarok, thought to have been destroyed at the battle, has returned to wreak revenge on the country of Gallowmere, and has cast a powerful spell over the country that hypnotized all the peaseants and brought the dead back to life. With no one to stand in his way, Gallowmere is doomed. However, Zarok made one mistake; his spell brought you back to life as well.
The game is incredible; while the graphics are nothing short of archaic by today's standards, you have to understand that this was one of the first true 3D adventure games ever made. And the graphics were cutting-edge when the game came out. For example, your sword(s) will reflect light depending on your position, and the character animation is smooth and rapid. You will face a variety of foes, ranging from zombies to animated pumpkins and demons, with an arsenal of weapons to slash, bash and utterly destroy them. Features include hordes of enemies, disembodied zombie hands which skitter about and can be smashed with your hammer for money, and rather snarky, smart-mouthed gargoyles. Also, watch out for numerous references to elephants throughout the game. If you are a fan of fantasy and sword 'n sorcery, then this game is a must-have.
Here are some screenshots for your enjoyment.
Here's Daniel, shortly before he dies from getting shot
through the eye by the first arrow of the first volley.
Hero? Not likely...
Here's a close-up of the rather ugly-looking git known
as Zarok.
A typical gargoyle, seen here in the middle of gargoyle's
favorite activity; mouthing off.
Sir Daniel Fortesque. A tad thinner these days.
The between-levels map. The dark spots are levels
that haven't been unlocked yet.
