EVERY DEBATE WITH A CREATIONIST EVER

New [I]diotic [D]rivel articles from Marvin Olasky not withstanding (since I enjoy ripping that sanctimonious pseudo-intellectual dipshit a new asshole), I'm more or less finished with creationist refutations. What's the point? Contrary to what YECS and Idiots say, there is no debate; there hasn't been one since the dawn of the 20th century. The only people who remain unconvinced of evolution are ignorant religious fanatics whose opinions on science were meaningless to begin with and fringe lunatics who, despite having actual scientific degrees, a rarity among Cretinists, are still incapable of formulating intelligent arguments involving falsifiable mechanisms, observations in the lab/nature, and any kind of actual experimentation. Really, I.D. is just a catalog of concepts that IDers (spuriously and/or ignorantly) claim Darwinian evolution via natural selection doesn't satisfactorily explain. So, I have posted this video to celebrate my victories over creationists, all of which were crushing, yet mean nothing in the long run since I'm a novice to science and the debate, as mentioned earlier, was already over. Enjoy.

ONE NATION UNDER CTHULHU

Jon McNaughton is a conservative christian shit-stain who rips off Thomas Kinkade, but with far less talent. His painting, "One Nation Under God", has become known and loved amongst the inbred sheeple of our nation who must subconsciously maintain that Thomas Jefferson, the source of separation of church and state, was a commie (of course, this would make the entire Continental Congress god-hatin' commies by association, since they voted unanimously to ratify the secular Constitution). In response to this asinine assault on freedom, history, and good taste, a far superior version has been done showing the one true god whose name should be on our money in place of the pathetic, Narcissist Hebrew god, who isn't even omnipotent, omniscient, or all-present (see Genesis 18; 20-21).

   Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn! Ia! Ia!

WHY DO PEOPLE LAUGH AT CREATIONISTS?

THE VADER SESSIONS

CREATIONISM PICTURE SHOW

Why bothering arguing with people whose rebuttals to TOE consist of claiming that you would piss yourself if you laid eyes upon them? Why bother trying to have a rational discourse with idiots who can't even define the word "theory"? Why bother referring to the geologic column and the fossil record when only the Wholly Babble is true, and everything else is automatically wrong? Why debate mindless cretins with IQs in the single digits who just repeat bible verses as a mindless mantra against reality?

What's a raptor in da hood ta do? Bitch owed me money!!

Yes. Yes, it does; why didn't they make this a display at the Creation "Museum"?

Rabies is a bitch. So is a hungry seven-ton carnivore.

Welcome to the American Education System!

Just watch the vidoes; they speak for themselves. ;)