Welcome to my blog, the purpose of which is to talk... about--stuff. And... yeah. Skeptics and freethinkers welcome. And Lovecraft fans. And Star Wars fans. And Bruce Lee fans. And martial artists. And any one who prays to the Old Ones.

Wednesday, December 8, 2010


Greetings, suckers! As you probably know, it's been three weeks since I regaled you with my last post about MediEvil. So, without further adieu, let's get started on my new post. Not much is new, except that I've joined an awesome text-based game called "Cthulhumud", a Lovecraft-themed R.P.G. that you play for free. Features over 8,000 rooms and a "chat" option that allows you to ask for help at any time and almost instantly get advice from other players and/or the moderators of the game, referred to as the "Immortals".
 And because it's text-based, you actually have to use your imagination throughout the entire game. Also, to all my fellow Lovecraft fanatics out there, do you ever feel bored and listless at work? Ever wanted to step into the shoes of Herbert West, re-animator? Then look no further than "Deanimator", an awesome flash game designed by one Bum Lee(yes, that really is his name). I would tell you about the features, but I think it would be best if you found out for yourself at http://www.de-animator.com/

By the way, my highest score(so far) is 95. Beat that, losers!!


In other news, the latest Mortal Kombat game is coming out in a few months and promises to be a return to the franchises' bloody roots.

Well, one can only hope. To see videos and hear the latest news, just head on over to www.trmk.com, ASAP. Also, I plan to give you all some early Christmas presents this year. An ignorant and mentally retarded evangelical propaganda website called Contender Ministries has a slanderous article that attempts to paint Buddhism as misogynist and Satanic. Hopefully, I'll be posting a full analysis and refutation of their puerile, self-serving bullshit within the next month; but I'm testing for my Blue Belt in Tae Kwon Do this coming Monday, so you'll have to wait for a bit.
 And just as icing on the cake, I'll also be refuting two pedantic, childish articles written by two arrogant, ignorant atheists who felt like ranting over Buddhism for some strange reason that we'll probably never understand.

Also, if you feel like risking your sanity, slide on over to Cthulhumud.com and begin your journey into bleary-eyed typing right now. Peace Out.


Friday, November 12, 2010


MediEvil is a 3D action/adventure hack 'n slash fantasy game released by Sony fpr the Playstation in October 1998 for Europe and North America, and June 1998 for Japan. The premise is simple; you take on the guise of Sir Daniel Fortesque(pictured above), a failed hero who died over a hundred years ago in the great Battle of Gallowmere. The evil wizard, Zarok, thought to have been destroyed at the battle, has returned to wreak revenge on the country of Gallowmere, and has cast a powerful spell over the country that hypnotized all the peaseants and brought the dead back to life. With no one to stand in his way, Gallowmere is doomed. However, Zarok made one mistake; his spell brought you back to life as well.

The game is incredible; while the graphics are nothing short of archaic by today's standards, you have to understand that this was one of the first true 3D adventure games ever made. And the graphics were cutting-edge when the game came out. For example, your sword(s) will reflect light depending on your position, and the character animation is smooth and rapid. You will face a variety of foes, ranging from zombies to animated pumpkins and demons, with an arsenal of weapons to slash, bash and utterly destroy them. Features include hordes of enemies, disembodied zombie hands which skitter about and can be smashed with your hammer for money, and rather snarky, smart-mouthed gargoyles. Also, watch out for numerous references to elephants throughout the game. If you are a fan of fantasy and sword 'n sorcery, then this game is a must-have.

Here are some screenshots for your enjoyment.

                                          Here's Daniel, shortly before he dies from getting shot
                                          through the eye by the first arrow of the first volley.
                                          Hero? Not likely...


                                          Here's a close-up of the rather ugly-looking git known
                                          as Zarok.

                                           A typical gargoyle, seen here in the middle of gargoyle's
                                           favorite activity; mouthing off.

                                          Sir Daniel Fortesque. A tad thinner these days.

                                          The between-levels map. The dark spots are levels
                                          that haven't been unlocked yet.


Sunday, September 26, 2010


If you are reading this, perhaps you are aware of what the Cthulhu Mythos are. Perhaps you are already in possession of the knowledge that these works of imagination were penned by eminent materialist and philosopher, H.P. Lovecraft, from 1908 to 1935. Perhaps you've already ventured deep into the charnel pits of his works, and literally felt the the sanity fleeing from your mind, as, in despair, you heard the clock strike midnight.Perhaps you have already walked through the sepulchers and subterranean cellars and basements of his mind, and have heard the daemonic piping of the creatures beyond this narrow earth dimension, have had your eardrums and peace of mind forever shattered by the primal, bestial, psychopompatic cries uttered by beings and capering, gibbering monsters, or have laid eyes upon the shambling, silent, heterogeneous grave legions.
Or perhaps you haven't.

Howard Phillips Lovecraft(August 20, 1890 to March 15, 1937) was a brilliant philosopher and writer who was born to Sarah Susan Phillips Lovecraft and Winfield Scott Lovecraft, a traveling salesman for Gorham & Co. Silversmiths of Providence, Rhode Island. As a child, Lovecraft was lonely and constantly sick(many of his illnesses were psychological), who discovered science at age eight, first in the form of chemistry, later in astronomy(both fields were to shape his fiction later on).
As an adult, Lovecraft became an adamant materialist and published an essay defending his views from religion, titled "In Defense of Dagon", as well as publishing several papers on physics and astronomy in scientific newspapers and journals. In another life, Lovecraft may well have become a great scientist; however, it is his fiction more than anything else, that makes up his legacy.

Starting in 1913, Lovecraft, who had frequently read the Weird Tales magazine, had many of his stories published in this, and other fiction magazines. His stories consisted of a universe exactly like ours, but infinitely more mysterious and sinister. One of his most famous stories, The Call of Cthulhu(1926), sets the tone for the rest of his work. It follows a scholar whose uncle delved deep into the occult and the doings of a strange cult who worshipped  a primal deity named Cthulhu, the Harbinger of the Old Ones, and later died under mysterious circumstances. In brief, the Old Ones are metaphysical multi-dimensional beings who came to Earth untold eons ago and conquered it, subjugating all life and creating Humanity's ancestors for amusement. However, after millions of years, a creeping decay set into their civilization, and they were consequently banished back into the farthest reaches of the Cosmos from whence they came, while others were imprisoned in the Earth, awaiting the day when the stars would align, and they could reclaim their lost kingdom...

Needless to say, these stories have captured reader's imaginations for decades. Richard Matheson, author of Hell House, I Am Legend, and What Dreams May Come, also wrote dozens of episodes for the original Twilight Zone, and grew up reading Lovecraft's work in pulp magazines. Stephen King himself drew inspiration from both Matheson and Lovecraft, and has added a few stories to the Mythos himself.
So as you can see, Lovecraft, despite never seeing a hardcover copy of any of his works published during his lifetime, has had an incredibly vast impact on modern horror(on the same note, Mike Mignola, the legendary writer and artist of the HellBoy comic books, has also drawn significant inspiration from the Cthulhu Mythos).

You can still find Lovecraft's short stories published volumes such as The Watchers Out of Time by Lovecraft and August Derleth, or Lovecraft Tales(2006, edited by Peter Straub, author of Ghost Story, Shadow Land, and co-author of The Talisman and Black House, which he co-authored with Stephen King).

May these tales ravage your mind and haunt your dreams for years to come.


All biographical information was taken from The H.P. Lovecraft Archive, a wonderful website containing full information on Lovecraft, his biography, his stories, his interests, his philosophy, and an alphabetic list of fellow writers he corresponded with.

Friday, September 24, 2010


On February 13, 2010, Christian publication WORLD Magazine published an article by Marvin Olasky titled "Zen at War; war and peace in Buddhism".

Let's start at the top.

"Bold journalist Brit Hume took a lot of heat last month for saying, while commenting on the fall of Tiger Woods, that Buddhism does not 'offer the kind of forgiveness and redemption that is offered by the Christian faith." Maybe so, one Buddhist blogger replied, but Buddhism is a religion of peace without any of those nasty crusades lurking in it's past."

Ouch! Judging from the tone and nature of the rest of the article, I guess the truth really hurts. Also, Brit Hume is supposed to be an impartial, unbiased journalist; trying to make his religion look better than someone else's(which he has probably never studied) does not make him "bold", it just makes him biased, rude, and unethical. Now imagine Mr. Olasky's reaction if a Buddhist journalist had made an equivalent statement comparing Christianity with Buddhism on national television.
Some Christians will do anything to promote their religion and push it into the spotlight.

"Juxtapose that sentiment, please, with this new note; A panel of Japanese and Chinese scholars recently completed a three-year study aimed at reconciling differences of view-point on contentious historical issues involving the two nations- and concluded the study without reconciliation. The final report of the Japan-China Joint History Research Committee will merely consist of papers submitted by each side.
In Particular, the scholars could not agree on the number of Chinese civilians killed by Japanese soldiers in Nanjing in 1937 and 1938, when Nanjing(sometimes called Nanking) was the capital of China. The Japanese suggest tens of thousands. The Chinese insist that 300,000 were killed. But more is at stake than numbers. The best book I've seen on the subject is Iris Chang's The Rape of Nanking(Basic, 1997), which quotes eyewitnesses who, for example, witnessed Japanese officers training soldiers in cutting off heads:
'Standing behind the prisoner, Tanaka steadied himself, legs spread apart, and cut off the mans head with a "Yo!".
The head flew more than a meter away. Blood spurted up in two fountains from the body and sprayed into the hole. The scene was so appalling that I felt I couldn't breathe."

Um... how did we get on the subject of WWII Japanese war crimes? They were indeed horrible, but they have very little to do with Buddhism. Let's see what Mr. Olasky says...

"Utter brutality was common. Rapes in front of family members tied up and forced to watch, with the women then mutilated and killed. Soldiers betting on the sex of unborn children and using their bayonets to cut open women and find out who won. Soldiers forcing family members with acts of incest, with any resistance leading to immediate execution.
Three Japanese generals were eventually executed for their roles in the Rape. For a time it was convenient to blame just "Japanese militarism."

Maybe that's because militarism was to blame. Just thought I'd point out the obvious.

"But some contemporary Buddhists acknowledge that Buddhism was not entirely innocent."

Before we go any further, let's remind ourselves that it was Soto Zen, a nationalistic offshoot of mainstream Zen Buddhism, that played out a small part in militarism. Not Buddhism, or Zen Buddhism, as a whole.

"In particular, Zen priest Brian Victoria's Zen at War(Rowman & Littlefield, 2nd edition, 2006) and Zen War Stories(RoutledgeCurzon, 2003) bravely revealed how Zen leaders in the 1930s applauded killing."

Notice how he says "Zen leaders", not "Buddhist leaders". Subtle word-play and word-wankery seem to be the favorite pastime of Christian propagandists(also known as "apologists").

"As some Buddhist scholars increasingly acknowledge, militant Buddhism is not new. Warring Buddhist armies from dueling monasteries dominated Japan in medieval times."

Wrong. You fail basic Japanese history, Mr Olasky; not a surprising feat for a propagandist. The samurai dominated feudal Japan, not warrior monks, who, on the battlefields of Japan, were red herrings. In fact, warrior monks only showed up for about 400 years, give or take, before Oda Nobunaga, the first warlord to attempt to unify Japan, wiped them out sometime before 1580. It's also interesting to note that they fought almost entirely for political reasons, violating several of Buddhism's most basic guidelines(do not harm or kill others, do not strive for selfish ends, etc.).

"Their tradition gained applause from Shaku Soen(1859-1919), the first Zen Buddhist master to teach in the United States. He argued that everything is of one essence, so that war and peace are the same- and the soldier who doesn't care whether he lives or dies, and doesn't worry about killing others, is getting closer to "the final realization of enlightenment"."

First off, he's talking about the Samurai, my imbecilic friend, not the warrior monks. Secondly, that is indeed what Bushido teaches- but not indiscriminate killing, as you so cleverly forgot to mention.
Moving on...

"The year 1937 brought not only the Nanjing terror but also Zen and the Japanese Culture(republished in 1970 by Princeton University Press). It's author, D.T. Suzuki(1870-1966), who became the leading Zen popularizer in the United States, acknowledged that Zen "treats life and death indifferently" and can be "wedded to anarchism or fascism, communism or democracy... or any political or economic dogmatism".

B.S. First off, this(like the warrior monks of old), contradicts the most basic teachings of Buddhism. Does the author have any scriptures from the Dhamma that support one word of this drivel? Secondly, I find it a little convenient that Mr. Olasky neglected to provide us with any evidence that Suzuki said that at all. Surely there was a source for that statement? And if he did say that, what, I wonder, was the original context?

"That's what is key. Adherents to the Buddhist doctrine of non-attachment- to things, people, or life itself- argue that we only imagine the difference between war and peace, civilization and savagery: All are illusions."

Looks like someone took all those Zen koans literally. As I've pointed out, Buddhists are strictly forbidden to partake in violence; a fact that our Christian friend neglects to mention. By contrast, the Hebrews were ordered not to commit murder in the Old Testament. Except for pagans. And homosexuals. And witches. And lazy teenagers. And drunken teenagers. And anyone who blasphemed. And anyone who did any work on the Sabbath.
Projection, anyone?

"Brian Victoria shows how that doctrine hardened Japanese soldiers with *Buddhist* training."

*sigh* Okay, let me explain this for the benefit of anyone gullible enough to buy this crap: the training was watered down martial arts training, not "Buddhist training". Traditional martial arts originated from China in the 2nd Century, I believe; carrying with it a distinct philosophy derived from a mix of Buddhist and Taoist concepts; do not harm any living creature unless it is necessary, do not use Wu shu/karate/etc. for selfish ends, use it only to help those around you. At times, this debased training(stripped of the principles above) was administered by Soto Zen priests, but Japanese Militarism had much more to do with Nationalistic Shinto than anything else(and this was a perversion of Shinto, by the way, before any propagandists try to slander that religion as well). It was also a perversion of the samurai code of Bushido(Way of the Warrior).
If anything, this tragic episode is a cautionary tale that shows how destructive it can be when you separate the philosophy from the art; they were never meant to be separate.
Continuing on...

"Others also worry about Zen teaching that, according to Buddhist Josh Baron, pushes adherents to "give our rational thinking and intelligence."

Well, my Irony Meter just started melting. Guess I'll have to buy a new one. First off, the Christian author very deviously took this quote waaay out of context. Click http://www.darkzen.com/Articles/zenholy.htm to see the original context and be sure to scroll all the way down the page to the second paragraph from the end, right after the author says "this is our iron ball koan". It's nice to see that we can depend on Christians to display overwhelming intellectual honesty ;).  Also, as for "giving up our rational thinking and intelligence", well, wasn't that precisely what Jesus himself was doing when he said that "only those with the faith of a child will enter into the Kingdom of Heaven"(Matthew 18;3)?

"Baron's review of Victoria's writing noted, "For too long, we have accepted all eastern teaching with child-like reverence, placing our thinking faculties on hold. Perhaps now, with these new revelations, it is time to re-honor intelligence and questioning and look more carefully at what we inherited and where we're headed."

Indeed. Buddha's intellectual standards were quite stringent; he demanded that everyone carefully consider every aspect of the Dhamma before accepting it; dogmatic, child-like faith was discouraged.
All Buddhists should examine their beliefs constantly, and refresh their minds by looking into other beliefs and philosophies.

"Christians have gone through such self-appraisals concerning the Crusades. Some Buddhists are ready to do the same."

Right; which is why the Soto Zen sect is currently making sincere, public apologies for their misdeeds.

"My point in all this is not to suggest that Buddhism is a religion of violence- it rarely is these days- but that it can be."

Just as any other religion, including Christianity can be, once someone cherry-picks it, guts out the directives of peace and compassion, and replaces them with oppressive, inhumane, fanatical, and totalitarian values.

"Buddhism gets a great press in the United States, but it is one more man-made religion that reflects our naturally sinful natures. Murderers and adulterers all need Christ."

Yet another large nugget of crap from a Christian fertilizer salesman. All religions are man-made, and only a liar or a fool would claim otherwise. And something else our Christian friend forgets to mention is that while ample justification for mass murder and even slavery can be found in the Bible, no such excuses are apparent in the Dhamma. The long and short of the matter is that Buddhism does not have any crusades lurking in it's past, nor any possible justification for such actions; even the actions of so-called Buddhist "radicals" in Sri Lanka and elsewhere does not count, because those who do evil in the name of Buddha are going directly against everything he taught to the point of where these people can not be called Buddhists.  Also, Christians have yet to prove that "sin" is anything but a piece of Church dogma. All murderers and adulterers need to break free from the selfish delusions and desires that corrupted them.

May all be well and happy.



The Katana, or "Samurai sword", as it's more commonly known, is considered by some experts to be the most lethal cutting weapon known to Man. Hailing from Japan, where it was used in the Middle Ages by the Samurai, the average Katana is about 40 to 50 inches in length, with a gracefully curved blade ranging from 30 to 36 in., typically. The hilt is always two-handed, usually a foot long, give or take, and is usually wrapped with cotton, silk, or some other organic fiber(if the blade is traditional). A traditionally forged katana is created by taking soft and hard iron, and hammering/folding them together in a forge laced with carbon dust to create hundreds, and sometimes thousands, of layers of steel. The Katana is capable of cutting through virtually any organic fiber you can imagine; skin, bone, and tendons are no match for this weapon.
However, it is not authentic katanas that concern us right now.
It is the imitations.
The sword market is being flooded by millions of cheesy fakes and reproductions flowing from China and Taiwan that are made of inferior stainless steel, and cost anywhere from 10 to $60. These weapons are everywhere; the Internet, sword/knife magazines and catalogs, and even pawn and curio shops. Some fakes are quite clever, so I have compiled some criteria that a sword must meet before it is a true katana.

1. The notare(no-tah-ray) is the distinctive wave design that runs along the cutting edge of a real katana. One thing to look out for is a Notare that is perfectly even, all the down. On a hand-forged sword, the wave will be gentle, subtle and, well, wavy. However, if it stands out on the blade, this may indicate that the notare is acid-etched, or that the sword was produced from a machine factory, thus making it totally inferior to a traditionally crafted sword.

2. On the back of the blade(the dull edge), there should be lots of thin, hard-to-see lines running down all the way to the tip. This indicates that the sword was traditionally forged, and folded, making it stronger. The lines indicate the layers of steel.

3. The feel of the sword itself. This criteria is a tad vague, but with practice and experience, you should be able to master it. Take the sword out of the scabbard and just hold it. A machine-made hunk of junk will feel too light or two heavy, but the average katana should weigh somewhere between two to four pounds.

4. Shopping online: when shopping for a sword on the Internet or in a catalog, look very carefully at the fine print. Was the sword heat tempered? Was it hand-crafted? And what kind of steel was it made of? If it says "heat-tempered 440 steel", walk away; 440 is just stainless steel. Also, make sure(obviously) that it does not say "For display purposes only". Note: two companies that make combat-ready, traditional swords are Hanwei and United. I happen to own a United Black Damascus katana that came razor-sharp with a beautiful lacquered scabbard(which has since been damaged when I accidentally knocked it off the top of my television; when displaying a sword in your residence, make sure it's out of the way).

While this is by no means a complete guide to finding a good sword, this should aid you in discerning the real from the fake.

May this guide aid you in every way possible.



Welcome to Hell. This used to be a Buddhist website, but then I realized that I was really an atheist through and through and my "Buddhism" was just a label, nothing more. This is now home to my misanthropic, chronically pissed-off rants, where I brood on my hated of society and stupidity. And the human race too, I guess, when they--we--do something stupid. You'll also find animated Gif. files, scientific facts, horror movies, eldritch terrors, refutations of garbage from across the Web, and links to insane websites like Propnomicon and The Best Page in The Universe, along with Death Metal and a total disregard for your primitive traditional notions of morality.

You have been warned.