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Thursday, January 20, 2011


That's right, I am a massive True Fan, and if you don't like Star Wars, you're a bitch(just kidding). Ever wonder how Luke's aunt and uncle really died? And what about those annoying Jawas that Luke and Co. discovered? Well, look no further. And by the way, am I the only one who thinks that Jawas(who steal people's droids and speeders, take them to chop-shops and sell them back to them, only speak English when it's convenient, smell bad, come from the desert, breed prodigiously, and don't know how to drive) are the wet-backs of the Star Wars Universe/Galaxy?

And no, I am not a racist conservative(most of my friends are Mexicans), I'm just curious about the parallels here. Also, notice how Stormtrooper Captain Bach sounds a little like Elwood from the Blues Brothers.
"I'll take some toasted white bread."
Anyway, please comment on this video, or on illegal immigration, or stupid drivers or anything else that takes your fancy.

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