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Saturday, November 12, 2011

APE-FUCKER PROJECTION

This just in from F.S.T.D.T.;

["What does your “spirituality” have to do with Darwin and ToE [Theory of Evolution]?"]

Absolutely nothing. Darwin just wanted to demonstrate his deep love for his ape brothers and sisters, much like most of you do. During his famous voyage, he must have had many opportunities to try out various sexual positions with both male and female apes. I guess he tried birds and small animals like rabbits as well. But maybe he killed them. So, the only succussful mating he could have achieved would have been with his primate ape brothers and sisters. This is how TOE came about…

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Here we see conservative Christians operating at their usual intellectual level; that is, that of lobotomized howler monkeys. I was going to say deranged five-year olds, what with the crude display of infantile insults thrown at people who disagree with them(much like monkeys throwing their own feces), but not even the worst children act like this; consistently ignoring obvious fact for decades.
  As for this fool, one can only assume that the reason he projects bestiality on Darwin and modern scientists is because he's a pathetic moron who'd love to fuck apes himself.

"During his famous voyage, he must have had many opportunities to try out various sexual positions with both male and female apes. I guess he tried birds and small animals like rabbits as well. But maybe he killed them."

Does that turn you on, kohldamunga?(source)

3 comments:

  1. Wow...

    Sounds like teh stoopid in there is too thick for me. I would be afraid that I'd lose intelligence permanently if I tried arguing with those morons...

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  2. Well, the quote came from F.S.T.D.T., but if you like, you can follow the link from the main site to see the original source.

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  3. Thanks, but I'll choose the method of demise of my own brain cells.

    I prefer vodka.

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